Random Rants..

Stuck at home nowadays during weekends..

Not much of a social life..

Or rather, no yearning to go anywhere.. Haha..

There was this time when a colleague asked me why I don't go out on weekends.. that I should enjoy life...

I replied. "Been there, done that"... Hahaha..

I guess that I've been to a lot of places and done a lot of things in SG in the past when I was still a youth.. So, there's like nothing refreshing anymore...

Sometimes, I just say SG is a boring place.. Well, to some extend..

However, it is not the SG is truly a boring place (except that there's really nowhere to go after 9.. Haha..)

It is more of like there's no one to enjoy the outings with me anymore.. As in, friends are busy with their own families (girlfriends, wives and kids), social life (other friends and colleagues other than me) and their work..

Well, I still do enjoy meeting them up once in a while to crap and catch up.. But these times are really rare I guess..

Being in different places and experiencing different things also does lessen the common areas to chat about.. Areas of interests start to differ..

In short, you need someone or some people to make outings in SG a more interesting one.. Haha..

Conclusion: I need someone by my side NOW!~! Wahahaha....

Someone to watch the movies with me, someone to visit the restaurants, eating places, Geylang's Frog Porridge place to eat all the good food together.. Haha..

Jialat.. Nowadays, people don't stop nagging at me...

Friends: "Time for you to settle down and get a girlfriend"
Parents: "When you bring a gal back for us to see???"
Eldest Brother: "Please bring a partner for my wedding dinner. I will leave an extra seat for you"
2nd Elder Brother: "Apply for a flat at Queenstown. Building new flats here.."

Luckily, my ex-colleagues only asked me to stop smoking.. And more fortunately, no one has nagged at me in the workplace to stop smoking.. Hahaha...

People, you think so easy to find meh??? Most gals are like attached nowadays.. How to find???

Some factors to consider in tabulating the figures of me getting attached:

1) No car and refused to get a license

The cost of living here is so high.. Siao meh?? I get license, sure itchy buttocks go get a car one loh. Cannot cannot.. I not high income earner...

Wait till I get married then I go take license for future wife and child.. Hahaha

2) Smoker

I think being a smoker puts off most gals.. At least I feel that no matter how good someone is, the tag of being a smoker will automatically reduce the points to zero... Hahaha

3) Crappy and Mischievious: Not serious

I think this is a major factor because I always kena complain for this.. Hahaha...

But, I don't really talk a lot nowadays.. I guess that when one grows older, the less things he'll say..

Or rather,"The wiser you get, more less words you speak"... wahahaha... Derived from,"Empty vessels make the most noise"... Kekekeke...

4) Bo-Chap

Yea.. I appear very bo chap and cold for most of the times.. I don't think anyone will believe I am passionate inside of me.. Hahaha..

Aiyah.. I just do things silently and didn't bother to let others know mah.. Then also to those I not close with, I don't even bother to explain the reasons behind my actions.. Haha..

5) Egoism

I think most of my friends will say I'm super egoistic.. Haha.. I only have one friend from Uni that says I am not being egoistic.. She says that it is because I can achieve and has achieved, therefore, I am just speaking the truth.. Hahaha..

But I think I got some pride also lah..

Jialat leh.. To be humble means not to say anything about my strengths.. Then I appear to be a normal person liaoz with limited capabilities..

If I say too much, I will appear egoistic.. Headache.. Bo chap liaoz lah.. Hahaha...

6) Not in the good-looker class

Yea.. Not handsome.. And super under-weight.. Though people tells me that looks are not important to gals..

But one gal did tell me size does matter.. Don't misunderstand.. Please.. She's talking about my built.. She says I'm too thin to give gals a sense of security..

-__-" I wanna get fatter but is unable loh.. Tried a lot of methods in the past from western to chinese medication to eating lots of chocolate and drinking milk also no use... How???

7) Me and my stupid moral values

As I always maintain, gals with boyfriends, I won't touch.. If I have an interest in them, I also the most treat them very well, but won't be too extremely good to them also..

Last time quite bad.. I treat gals too good, got one came and ask me if I'm interested in her or not.. I really got a shock then because I'm not interested in her loh... Hahaha.. Nowadays, I try to control myself lah..

8) Ah Beng Mannerism

Hahaha... Read my post will know liaoz loh.. All the singlish and the complainings and everything.. Wahahaha.. Hmmm.. Maybe I should act high class.. But.. *haiz*.. I also dunno what I'm like..

Some days, I'm the Ah Beng, some days, I'm a workaholic.. Some times, a perfect gentleman.. How how how???? Too much variations liaoz..

9) Mood Variations

My ex-girlfriend said that my mood changes faster than gals and the weather.. Very jialat right??? Wahahaha...

Diez lah... Tabulate the statistics, I think I belong to the bottom 5% of the normal curve.. That's like I have less than 5% success rate of getting a girlfriend..

So people.. Please stop nagging at me.. No gals want to date me one.. Hahaha...

Sianzelogy